closetromantics

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

this has happend to me

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2 hours ago on May 26, 2013 at 04:06pm

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freddybenson:

people who unfollow you right when you get online

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4 hours ago on May 26, 2013 at 02:23pm

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kallascorchrazor:

kallascorchrazor:

if this gets above 500 notes i’ll use a horse_ebooks tweet as my senior quote

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4 hours ago on May 26, 2013 at 02:20pm

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cockringtoss:

ugh guys all the good urls are taken

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4 hours ago on May 26, 2013 at 02:16pm

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4 hours ago on May 26, 2013 at 02:00pm

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rumour:

has it

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5 hours ago on May 26, 2013 at 01:42pm

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squidward666tortellini:

kim kardashian finishes feasting on a common new york pigeon

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5 hours ago on May 26, 2013 at 01:36pm

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bubblegumkind:

Who the fuck names their kid marina and the diamonds

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5 hours ago on May 26, 2013 at 01:07pm

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maliciousmelons:

sext: wanna see something long and hard?

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5 hours ago on May 26, 2013 at 01:07pm

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